About
Wednesday Wine Night is the weekly chronicling of the antics and adventures of a group of friends as they explore the wild world of wine.
We will rate each wine for you, so you will know if you’re likely to enjoy that cheap wine in the pretty bottle. We aren’t experts, but in our experience most of the higher rated wines by experts (in our price range) are the ones that taste the worst.
So follow our misadventures as we ignore all the rules of wine drinking and instead drink it the way real people do. Then judge each wine based on whatever we want to sometimes taste, others smell, and of course how drunk we could get off of it. So grab a bottle and enjoy.
7 – A fully erect 7
6 – A hard 6
5 – I’d get drunk on this
4 – If there’s nothing else
3 – A flaccid 3
2 – Tastes like shit
1 – Bile
7 – The bomb diggity
6 – I’d drink this all week
5 – I’d get drunk on this
4 – If there’s nothing else
3 – Like drinking bong water
2 – Tastes like shit
1 – I’d like to rinse my mouth out with Battery Acid now